The world of eroticism is like a fairground. Colourful, exciting, varied and at every corner a different treat is waiting to be tasted. If you want to try everything, you need a huge libido – and a well-filled wallet. But that’s probably not even the question, is it? You need a guide to the different types of erotic service. But that’s why you have me and my self-test for brothel-goers and those who want to become one!
Question 1: On site or online?
You can probably answer the first question easily: Do you want a physical experience in the presence of another person?
If you think of the red light scene, you probably think of the ladies in the shop windows of Amsterdam. But sex work has many facets. Besides the brothel or the running house, there are many other business ideas around sex and sensuality. Sexy live cams, telephone eroticism or erotic correspondence by email or text message stimulate the mental cinema. And to buy worn underwear, you don’t have to step outside the door either.
You see, for some services you don’t even have to leave the house. This has its advantages:
You are independent of pandemics and other events.
Your anonymity is preserved, no one can see you.
Digital erotic offers are usually cheaper.
No small talk, no direct interaction if you don’t like it.
You can stay at home and don’t have to worry about accessibility.
Of course, online offers fulfil a completely different need than classic sex. Passionate French kissing and intimate touching during massage simply don’t work over the internet. But if you want new fodder for the imagination, a lively and stimulating chat can be just the thing.
The best offers if you are looking for a physical experience:
Brothel or sauna club (Find my comparison of a brothel vs. a sauna club here!).
Playhouse
Massage studio
BDSM studios (for fetishes with corporal punishment)
Escort dates with an independent escort or a lady from an agency
The best offers if you want to have sex online:
Cam sex portals
Classifieds for sex chats
Phone sex
Online BDSM and further education
Question 2: Sex or something else?
Sex is not just sex. Every person imagines something different under the term. Sure, sexual intercourse penis-in-vagina is definitely part of it. But what about foreplay? Erotic fantasy scenarios without sex? Intimate massages and oral sex?
Besides these grey areas, there are also offers that are definitely not sex, but definitely have erotic potential. A nice dinner with a high-class escort lady is an exciting experience even without subsequent private time in the hotel. And what man could resist a bachelor party in a table dance club?
The boundaries are fluid. It doesn’t always have to be the in-out at the brothel. Sex workers play the whole gamut of interpersonal physical interaction. I can only advise every man to get involved in new experiences.
It doesn’t always have to be sex! You could also book an escort “just” for a nice outing. (Photo credit: © AleksandarGeorgiev – istockphoto.com)
The best deals if you want to have sexual intercourse:
Nudist club
brothel or Eros centre
classic escort date
date flat
Swinger clubs (with some restrictions, because often no sex takes place)
The best offers if you do NOT want sex:
Erotic massage
Escort service without sex
Visit to a dominatrix
Table dance bars and topless clubs
Question 3: Hard or soft?
Okay, it’s clear: you want sex. Or at least an intense, physical experience. Then the next question follows directly: fuck or make love?
Every sex is unique. There’s a huge range between cuddly girlfriend sex and the quick satisfaction of the urge. It’s not just you, the providers also have different likes and dislikes. Even within a club you will probably meet cuddly cats and spanking fans.
So you should ask yourself beforehand in which direction the experience should go. Then you can ask more confidently for a suitable playmate who has similar ideas to yours.
The best offers when it comes to tenderness:
Cuddly sex in a brothel (on request)
Dinner dates with a lady from the escort service
Tantric massage
Sexual accompaniment
The best offers if you like it rough and direct:
Hard sex in a brothel (by request)
Sex parties in a swinger club
Playhouse
(Almost) all kinds of BDSM and femdom
Question 4: Day trip or quick sex?
Which service would you like? (Picture credits: © miljko – istockphoto.com)
How much time do you have for your adventure? A simple question that can make some offers more or less attractive.
A classic visit to a brothel takes about 30 to 45 minutes. That can easily be accommodated in the lunch break. But then again, that’s quite a short service. Sexual intercourse in one or two positions, at most some oral sex, and then you have to leave.
A real sex day out, on the other hand, offers you enough chances to relax mentally and physically. In a sauna club you can first sit at the bar and chat with a beautiful woman, then take something from the buffet and only then let yourself be sexually pampered. This has a completely different relaxing effect than a quickie in a running house.
The best offers if you have a lot of time:
Sauna club with day ticket
Longer escort date
Swinger party
The best offers if you want to go quickly:
Brothel (45 minutes)
Appointment flat (30 to 45 minutes)
Laufhaus (15 to 30 minutes)
Call girl to the hotel (30 minutes + journey)
Question 5: Cheap or exclusive?
The wallet is a deciding factor. Sure, if I could, I would book a top model as an escort every day. But that’s pretty expensive. You have to make a decision: Brains or testicles?
Expensive doesn’t necessarily mean better, but at least more exclusive, more relaxed and longer. Clubs in the high-priced range offer you more amenities, a sumptuous buffet and a good wellness area. When it comes to sex, it’s more the interpersonal level that counts. You can have a great experience for 75 euros, while on a date for 4000 euros the chemistry is not right.
It is sensible to set a budget for red light adventures. How well it is set depends on your financial possibilities. Try to find a good balance so that you can still go to the brothel in two years’ time and don’t face ruin.
You got some unexpected money or saved up for a special experience for a long time? Then let it rip!
The best offers if you have a big budget:
High-class escort lady with VIP service
day ticket and lots of sex in a big brothel
erotic massages over 3 hours
extended BDSM sessions with unusual fetishes
contact with a Sugarbaby
The best offers if you want to have sex for cheap:
Laufhaus
private sex ads
Call girls with hotel visits
online sex in front of the webcam
(Semi)public BDSM parties